Save Toby! It appears that Toby is almost 1/2 saved, proving once again that many people have more money than brains.

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A New York hip-hop radio station is running a Smackfest in which two participants trade smacks for 3 rounds for a chance to win $5000. This might possibly be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Click here for all the smacky goodness.

Peaches Geldof complains about her stupid name and is irritated that Gwyneth Paltrow has named her child something equally stupid. Then she says she’ll probably do the same thing when she has children.

Dweezil and Moon-Unit Zappa were unavailable for comment.

A friend just pointed out a site I had never run across before… The Brushback is kind of like a sports-only version of The Onion. Here’s a great satire piece following the recent Archie Manning controversy.

This may be my favorite story ever–A couple of Miami disc jockeys prank-called Fidel Castro and actually got him on the line and going along with it. They are my heroes.