After Mick’s stunning success, I decided to join the Weight Watchers group where I work. I just had my 1-week weigh-in, and I’ve lost 5.6 lbs, or the equivalent of this Apple MacBook Pro:
According to this Body Mass Index calculator, my BMI is 30.2, down from 30.8. Technically, I’m “obese”; but look out, “overweight”, cause here I come!
By the way, for my height Weight Watchers sets my maximum weight at 182. Apparently their guidelines were developed in NAZI GERMANY.
Way to go on your first week, Tom! Keep it up. :o)
JESUS CHRIST HAS REMOVED HIS BLESSING FROM YOUR DIET PLAN BECAUSE OF THE AMERINAZIS. THIS HAPPENED WHEN YOU BECAME SO THOROUGHLY CORRUPT THAT YOU BEGAN TO VIOLATE ATKINS’ INDUCTION PLAN FLAGRANTLY. YOUR LAST HALF DOZEN BATTLES AGAINST YOUR BULDGE HAVE BEEN WAGED PRIMARILY TO MAINTAIN YOUR WARDROBE. THAT IS AN UNJUST DIET, AND EVERY TWINKIE SNEEKED DURING THEM WILL GO DIRRECTLY TO YOUR BUTTOCKS. PLUS, LOOK HOW YOU ALTER THE LABEL ON YOUR PANTS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WEAR A 32, WHEN IT IS ACTUALYY 38. YOU WILL SOON EAT PUDDING AND NACHOS, JUST AS THE FIRST NAZIS DID AT SOME POINT THAT I CANNOT THINK OF OR PROVE. MARK MY WORDS.
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Nice, Ethan… If you did that from memory, I’m very impressed. Either way, I laughed out loud.